Thursday, February 10, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

Happy New Year!!! 1426 Hijrah

went to expo to 'celebrate' the new year by attending the mass Dua organised by Fakhur Razi (hope its the right spelling). we were there frm before Maghrib all the way till abt 10pm. which means; Isya' prayers were due. i found it strange coz the Ustaz didn't want us to do our Solat Isya' together. i thought that if u have any chance to Solat berjemaah, u should pounce on the chance? oh well... mebbe he'll do it the next time round! here's a joke that i really like and i'd like to share it wit whoever enjoys president bush jokes. heheheh! oh! and happy lunar new year too! cock-a-doodle-doo!


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
areall those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move".

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible, said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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